Sunday, August 9, 2009

Safety School?

In this year's Forbes ranking of "America's Best Colleges," Cornell is 207th.

That's behind both Cornell College and Ithaca College, and plenty of schools I've never heard of.

Why do these rankings matter? Maybe I should transfer to Union (26th) or Colgate (29th) before I receive my worthless Cornell degree next May.

(Forbes / eLynah)

3 comments:

  1. can't be, obviously a practical joke played by Penn right?

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  2. What the hell is "The University of La Verne?"

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