Thursday, March 4, 2010

Another Winner from Uncle Ezra

From today:
I am applying to an internship and I need to email an unofficial transcript to someone, how would I get an email able transcript?

Dear Student,

All transcripts come from the Oofice [sic] of the Registrar. Contact them with your request.

No, no, no. Clearly, the student would be unable to email a paper copy of his transcript, which is what you receive from the Office of the Registrar.

Uncle Ezra should have recommended that the student copy his grades off of StudentCenter into a Word document and email that as an attachment. "Unofficial" means that the transcript does not need to be verified by the Office of the Registrar.

See also this question from today for another example of Uncle Ezra not really answering the question at hand.

3 comments:

  1. Also check question #8, about the full version of the alma mater. Uncle Ezra didn't realize that the question was asking for a recording of all six verses.

    I think the budget cuts have been disproportionately placed on Uncle Ezra.

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  2. I miss the previous Uncle Ezra.

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  3. Yeah, the link at the end of the post was to question #8.

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